Eric and I were watching the Bravo show Millionaire Matchmaker yesterday and this conversation took place. Verbatim.
Douche-bag millionaire dude- "I used to have kids, I don't anymore" ( long story, but he left and disowned the kids along with the failed marriage)
Eric- (appalled by the statement so decided to joke about it ) "Kids are baggage, that's why!"
Eric- (we always like to get Emme to repeat funny things so...) "Emme, can you say 'Kids are baggage' ??"
Emme- (very matter-of-factly) " No Daddy!, I NOT baggage!!"
Swear to you.
I think both Eric and I peed a little.
Douche-bag millionaire dude- "I used to have kids, I don't anymore" ( long story, but he left and disowned the kids along with the failed marriage)
Eric- (appalled by the statement so decided to joke about it ) "Kids are baggage, that's why!"
Eric- (we always like to get Emme to repeat funny things so...) "Emme, can you say 'Kids are baggage' ??"
Emme- (very matter-of-factly) " No Daddy!, I NOT baggage!!"
Swear to you.
I think both Eric and I peed a little.
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